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For some five year, then got put right in the face. Woke up with a baby. You call over the place, but I keep the ground with tea by case. This is the best I've ever felt.

Starting to stand up. There's a new hand I've been dealt. So right before this makeup on my face begins to melt. It's time to go below the belt.

Well, hello Monday morning, April 15th. It is 9 a.m. here in Los Angeles and it's getting toasty as hell. I thought about wearing shorts that I told God damn hot. It's been.

Again, every Monday, I'm here. I feel like I haven't been in here for a month. Been a hot second since since we've been in here.

Since last time I was in here, busy, busy week, busy week, Chen. Yeah, good weekend, dude. Great weekend. Why why so great. I did nothing.

Cleaned up my apartment. Is it 30? It's just you in there. It's just so much gear. Like electrical like wires and chips, equipment, camera gear.

So it's cluttered with a cluttered like crazy. So you cleaned it up. Yeah, that's how you did this weekend. And I want to watch the fights, of course.

Would you watch in downtown? Yeah, a career town, your garden. That place where I saw the homeless guy get hit by a car.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We get to that. We will get to that. That's a good deal to get weekend, man. I went to Lego land.

What's the last one? Whenever you go to Lego land, it's not that popular of a destination, is it? It is. My friends have kids, they love that place.

It's a big deal, right? I had no idea. It is. It's a straight kids park. It's not for the parents. So Disney, Universal, obviously six flags is for the parental as well, especially Disney. It's a magical place.

Lego land is straight up for the kids. It's all about the kids. My son's three and he's able to do more stuff. And like, it's just for three year old, I'd say from three to six, it's freaking, it's their Coachella. It's fucking, it's amazing.

He's getting like a Disney. There's really nothing like at his age can't get on and I control it. He can't get on a lot of the cool stuff there. You know, you got two year olds, three year olds. He can get on this helicopter, like go up and down, like he can control it. So it feels like a boss can jump on a car.

He can literally drive the car. It doesn't get hurt and he can like do laps. There's a there, their dopest thing. They have a submarine. You go down and there's just straight up real fish like a giant stingray sharks and shit.

Yeah, he was crunk. He was so crunk about it. And then they, so Legos thing is their ninjitsu ninjitsu ninjitsu. So, yeah, they have a.

Ninjago, Ninjago. What's those ninjitsu? Ninjago.

That's right. Ninjitsu. I think Roy made that up, right? But Ninjago. Ninjago is Legos, like ninja Legos. And so they're right. It's 3D or 4D.

You're in this thing and you have the glasses on and you're ninja. So me, my son, and I should have my girls in the picture.

I'm dead serious because the game and you're each like a red ninja, black ninja, hashtag racism, black ninja, blue ninja, pink ninja, yellow ninja.

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