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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1288: Comeuppance!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2013

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

TBTL celebrates the slimeball behind "Girls Gone Wild" getting his comeuppance. Plus, Luke's friend The Mummy gets kicked out of the Seattle flower show because of course he did.

Transcript

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You know, you and I are actually not so different.

0:04.0

You know, I may intellectualize everything and you, nothing.

0:08.0

But at the end of the day, we both get to see media ideas.

0:12.0

Maybe it's because we're both honest men.

0:14.0

Maybe it's because we're both kind of weird looking.

0:17.0

T-B-T-L!

0:21.0

You might say that each and every one of us

0:25.0

is a crew member here on Spaceship Earth.

0:29.0

When would we say that any time?

0:31.0

Dinner? Literally any time.

0:33.0

Oh man, I feel like, wow, it's like I come over.

0:37.0

I don't know what to expect. I gotta be honest.

0:39.0

I come in and it's like a little like I'm trying to get my bansers

0:42.0

cartoon or mom and it's like you still got it.

0:45.0

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loader.

0:49.0

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

0:53.0

Tenacious and awesome.

0:56.0

If you put those together, it becomes ten...

1:00.0

Ten Awesome.

1:02.0

Ten Awesome. Yeah, I like that.

1:04.0

You are Ten Awesome.

1:06.0

Wow!

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