Early on in the piece we discovered that Celine was a highly intelligent dog.

She has a much larger brain than most of the two hours around.

We took some measurements that the vet was unbelievably amazed by how big the brain actually is.

That size brain is comparable to that would be a four-year-old child.

Once you remove all the tissue on the brain of a four-year-old child, it's equal to that.

And in dog years, four years, time seven is twenty-eight.

So she is the equivalent brain capacity to a twenty-eight-year-old man,

which is, which is weird.

I think of you as the rule of the world.

You are the pre-eminent mistress of the universe.

You know my code, hose before bros.

Buters is before dooders.

Got it.

Overies before bros race.

It may be an ugly world, but at least I have a beautiful face.

You got size like an elephant and you got a face like a bloody horse.

Who's going to want to pay to say you on stage?

Who?

I don't really know how to end this conversation.

So, high five.

Down low, too slow.

Hey, it's a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL.

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