Episode 1283: Count Absorbo Against the Fighting Cavernous Buttholes

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Paul's in a Pittsburgh Snowmageddon! Matt recalls some jokes about being replaced by ChatGPT. We get a breakdown on this season's Scoop Fantasy Football League. In Scoop Mail we're asked about our seminal music listening experiences, and Matt ponders the future of 'Battle of Dreams.' Plus a game of Obelisk!

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there, I am so glad to see you.
0:07.2	I want to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.1	Thank you so much.
0:12.2	Richard Dunn, Roy Stansberry, Sarah Boyle, Sax Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, and Slurpy Kayee,
0:18.1	motherfucker.
0:19.1	If you are what, I can't talk today.
0:22.2	If you want be ice cream truck driver.
0:24.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:29.3	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:33.2	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:40.6	Buckle up, I can't talk for the podcast.
0:44.0	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:47.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:49.2	Great, let's go.
0:51.1	We are here in the middle of Snowm againdon part two. I'm broadcasting from the frozen
0:56.8	tundra where none can pass. The white walkers are on their way. The wall is fallen. It's all
1:03.3	ice dragons from here on out. Forget it. Fuck. Well, it's time for Matt Matilly's ice
1:09.8	grape social sitting over there. It's Matt Donnelly sitting over there. It's Paul Mattingly. Over here, it's time for Matt Matley's ice cream social sitting over there. It's Matt Donnelly sitting over there. It's Paul Mattingly over here and shake up the audio guy. I'm a little chilly, too. We're preaching fun. Yeah, well, y'all of 60 degrees over there? I think it's closer to 70, but I do have a space heater going right over here next to me because my feet are a little chilly. Crazy out here. We got so much snow yesterday. It just did not stop.
1:31.7	Twelve consecutive hours of snowfall.
1:34.0	It's time for Pittsburgh. Yeah, here we're. Parking in weather with the famous fall.
1:39.7	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's thick, thick and rich up in this motherfucker.
1:46.3	Thick and Gatorade.
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