Episode 1282: "Jesus, That Font!"

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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SUMMARY: Matt takes the boys to a "Taskmaster"-themed birthday party. The trio has a 'Middle-Aged White Guy Talk' about failing eyesight. We learn that the Sphere has a lot of restrictions for visiting school children. Also, thoughts on AI and death, "Beast Games" season two, and a 90s Scoopardy!

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so happy you're here, because it is time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.3	Thank you so much, ice cream truck drivers. These are the folks that bring that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:16.1	Right now, I'd like to thank Jonathan, Joshua Bartels, Lori Elsrov, Leon Kasab, Mary Norbury Glaser,
0:22.5	Malia, and a random admiral. Yeah, just a random admiral. If you want to be an ice cream
0:29.0	truck driver, just like those fine people and that one naval officer, head over to preachingfun.com.
0:35.5	Preaching fun.com is where you go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:40.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:46.5	Here's a show.
0:48.0	Hey, Johnny.
0:49.1	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:51.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:53.2	Great.
0:53.7	Let's go.
0:58.1	Oh, shucky-ducky.
1:00.8	Hey, how familiar are you guys with the church's task testing?
1:07.6	Not at all, but I know what.
1:10.2	Yeah, yeah.
1:11.9	It's time for Matt and Manley's ice cream social sitting over there in Pittsburgh, PA.
1:16.0	That's Paul Mattingley, sitting over in Las Vegas.
1:18.1	It's Matt Donnelly in Las Vegas as well.
1:20.0	It's me, Jacob, the audio guy.
1:21.8	We're preaching fun.
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