and we are recording a podcast with slides. I think everything's going. I think we should

be good. Are you going to talk about the Amish? No. You've teased us with this. Two slides with

the Amish on it. It's two episodes in a row. Thank you. Okay. Hello and welcome to Well,

there's your problem. It's a podcast about engineering disasters with slides. I'm Justin

Rosnick. I'm the person who's talking right now. My pronouns are he and him. All right, go.

Hi, I'm Alex Koldokeli. I'm the person who's talking now. My pronouns are she and

huh? Yeah, Liam. Hey, Liam. Hi, I'm Liam Anderson. My pronouns are he and him. We have a guest.

We do have a guest. I'm Kevin. My pronouns are he and him. And I just can't

be here because of like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you here, Kevin? Why are you here? Well,

I am a forester in a wildlife biologist and I'm here to talk about trees and forests. Cool. Now,

but I thought I thought the natural state of nature was this bucolic scene you see in front of us.

I'm going to. I'm not only occurring grain silos, naturally occurring like on

say the GTI on this road. I mean, I kind of see a few natural things in there that being the trees

of the background, but the rest of that is, you know, horses are native to Europe or Asia.

That grass is probably native to Asia and corn needs to Mexico domesticated. So not a lot of

native in there. Wow. I did not know so simply in off the land. Just, just, uh, and I was

just like, what is, what is trees? What is the tree? So the tree is, you know, as we define it

in forestry, it's a perennial woody plant. So at least two inches of diameter at four and a half

feet off the ground. It's at least 16 feet tall. Uh, there you could make an argument for tree

friends being trees. I don't really buy that, you know, but I don't deal with tree friends.

I wouldn't accept palms and bamboo as trees. Those are grasses. Those are grasses. I was,

I was sort of not expecting that to be like a heightened white requirement. So to speak, you know,

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