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🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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0:00.0 | I have a bottled Starbucks cold brew vanilla sweet cream premium coffee drink. |
0:10.9 | The Nazis over at Starbucks only give you 11 ounces. |
0:14.9 | I can't even have a coffee flavored coffee. |
0:18.7 | Is this like a coffee flavored coffee, I want to beat them to death and leave their corpse |
0:22.6 | in the town square. |
0:23.6 | Good. |
0:24.6 | It would be a mercy at this point. |
0:26.1 | They call it a coffee drink. |
0:27.7 | Is that like, you know, how you can't call certain kinds of cheese, a cheese, you have |
0:32.0 | to call it a cheese product? |
0:33.7 | Well, it doesn't just have coffee in it. |
0:35.7 | It has coffee, whole brewed Starbucks coffee, water coffee, skim milk, sugar, cream and natural |
0:43.4 | flavors. |
0:44.4 | Remember the goddamn fuck that is. |
0:46.0 | Everything you can buy at Starbucks is legally a milkshake. |
0:49.4 | I will say that sounds about right. |
0:51.9 | I had a frappuccino for the first time in a couple of years, a few weeks ago. |
0:55.7 | And it hurt my tummy so goddamn bad. |
0:57.7 | Oh, yeah. |
0:58.7 | Yeah, that will do that. |
1:00.3 | I don't know. |
1:01.3 | And the fancy is coffee drink I can do is like a mocha. |
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