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Patterson Revolution! Evolution!

I'm getting munch, I'm out in front of Shuck and Shaq and and this guy just comes running out and stops my car.

And he's just like, either you're helping me deliver this baby or I'm gonna fucking do it on my own and

next thing you know I'm in the middle of a water birth a full-on

fucking water birth in the back of shuck and shit.

Wait, are we rolling?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, but finish your story, please.

I mean, oh, God, I don't, I don't want to say that I'm a modern day doogie houseer right but I delivered this baby on my own

Wow, yeah, no I have no water was it were they using it was the sink for the clams so you know

The steams so you know the steams so it was already warm for the clams, because it's clams season.

That's so funny that even though they were in like an emergency situation,

their birth plan had to still be carried out. Like we said water birth we're gonna do you know what I mean?

I don't know like because I asked one of the bus boys I was like hey what were you

respecting her wishes or what was the deal and he was like no you know she

jumped in the water she said water birth like that's what I mean is like even though

she's an emergency situation those hippies they fucking will not give up that water birth or do you see the water at a shuck and shack and decide hey

Yeah, because it's so natural to do.

I want to jump in the oyster water, you know?

Yeah.

I'm gonna fucking puke.

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