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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 127 - Citizen Of The Year???

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Colin Kaepernick being named Citizen Of The Year for GQ magazine, Joe Biden running for president in 2020, OJ Simpson getting banned for life from the Cosmopolitan Hotel, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner" involving a talking parrot.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

0:07.0

Patterson Revolution! Why, Jesse? What? I don't know what the question is.

0:24.6

What do you mean don't know what the question is?

0:27.0

We pop up here to do a show.

0:29.0

The voice is on downstairs in the background.

0:32.4

And what do I hear?

0:34.8

But that Prince song coming out of a middle-aged white man's mouth

0:41.1

on the voice. He looked like my

0:44.0

fucking middle school teacher.

0:46.0

He did. That guy looked like my

0:46.9

fucking middle school teacher and somebody told him, hey man,

0:51.6

shit, I think it'd be a great idea for you to sing one of the most iconic

0:55.6

print songs of all time as a middle-aged white science teacher, a a seventh grade, like a biology teacher.

1:05.0

Like somebody said,

1:09.0

you know it would be a really good song,

1:11.0

a really good fit for you.

1:13.2

Some good old-fashioned prince, where Prince fucking throws down.

1:17.4

I mean, Prince on that track goes fucking Dick and balls out.

1:23.0

No pants, no nothing like

1:25.5

fuck the dumb shit.

1:27.0

I don't even think Prince was wearing a shirt

1:29.5

during all of that song in the movie either.

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