This episode 1275, it's a relevant podcast here in Orlando.

I'm your host, Cameron String.

Joining me from Loverland, Virginia.

It's Jesse Carey.

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From Nashville, our managing editor, downtown, Emily Brown.

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And they're in L.A.

You know it from Social Club Misfits. It's Marty. We made it, guys. We're here. We did make it. Marty, you've only been on one video podcast, so we're glad to see you. It's going to be back. I think, Marty, or Jesse didn't get the memo that we were wearing hats today. Jesse, you more than anybody need a hat today. I desperately need a hat. I know. She never seen you with that a hat. Every time I look on Zoom, I'm like, I really need a haircut. And I think, I don't know about you guys, I just don't like the process of getting haircuts for a number of reasons. It's very disruptive to my schedule. What? I'm a free-flowing guy. I don't like appointments, you know? I feel pinned down. I feel pinned down with appointments, you know? That's your son. Where do you go get a haircut also? Because that's a question. I don't know. Where does a white guy get a haircut i know it sounds weird to say but i have

no idea yeah like yeah well i'm glad you brought that up marty because there's a number of

options for us we're we you know people with this self-hair built around accommodating white men

yeah yeah i just don't know i've i've only been to domin to Dominican or Puerto Rican barbershops. I've really, I really have, I don't even know my dad gets haircut. So, yeah, help us out. Well, I'll just say this, like, there are, like, the strip mall options, which are often convenient these days. But then you can go to, like, the barbershops, which are fun and chatty. But you know, my thing is like you just never know how long of a commitment you're in for a lot of times. And that's my main thing is like. If you have an appointment, you're in and out. Like, you know exactly how long it's going to take. But here's the other thing, too. I don't like the bib situation. I get very hot in there. Like, I feel like they need to be better ventilated. Sometimes I get sweaty and I'm like, it just unpleasant. Where are you going? Where are you going? They are thin, sheer fabric that barely weigh anything. It's like the dentist when you go to the like weighted blanket to get like an x-ray.

That's what you wears when you get to haircut. Also, sorry, are they not only like 20 minutes for a guy's hair cut? Exactly. All of the reasons, I think you have got. Excruciating 20 minutes. Excruciate. No, I've been getting any haircuts my whole life. Minimum, like I think the shortest haircut I've ever gotten. I was still in the chair for an hour.

Yeah.

So.

Mine's an hour.

It's very... Minimum, like, I think the shortest haircut I've ever gotten. I was still in the chair for an hour.

Yeah. So. So it's very unpleasant. It's very unpleasant. I don't go to Supercuts. I go to, like, the fancy places. I have gone to the fans. The head massages and stuff. The salon. I've gone to all of them. I run into the same problem at each, which is, like I said, obviously you get, on my off time, I don't like to have anything scheduled. I'm liquid, okay? I like to go with the wind. All right, I get a text like, hey, you want to go to this? Yeah, man, let's do it. I got nothing booked. When I got something booked, it hangs over my head all day. It's like, well, it's right in the middle of the day.

I got a two o'clock air appointment,

so my whole day's all jammed up.

That's my thing.

I know.

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