Episode 1270: Saran Wrap and Crisco

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Horse herpes impacts the Las Vegas Rodeo. Jacob thinks someone is going to get murdered at a poker table. Is the veneer cracking around gambling on sports and game outcomes? A prurient discussion about Real Dolls breaks Jacob and makes Matt uncomfortable about 'just torso.' Plus a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so happy you're here because right now I'd like to thank the ice cream
0:09.5	truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. I don't have a list yet. We're recording this
0:14.0	show in the past, but we are going to thank each and every ice cream truck driver before this month
0:18.6	is over. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and help deliver this fucking ice cream
0:22.8	straight to people's fucking ear holes, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:26.3	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:29.6	and who knows?
0:30.9	The life you save may be your own.
0:36.8	Here's a show.
0:38.2	Hey Johnny.
0:39.3	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:42.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:43.4	Great.
0:43.9	Let's go.
0:50.3	Several horses reportedly did not come to the Las Vegas rodeo this year because of a horse flu. No, I don't know. Horse herpes. Really? It's time for Matt Millie's ice cream, social. Sitting in Las Vegas, that's Matt Donnelly, sitting in Pittsburgh, it's Paul Mattingly, sitting in Las Vegas, loaded it with horse herpes. It's me, Jacob's the audio guy. We're preaching fun. First off, I didn't, because of the music, they didn't want to interrupt, but bam a lamb. Horse herpes, bam a lamb. Bam a lamb. If you type in horse herpes, Google will auto fill Las Vegas. Oh, shit. Yeah a minute. If you type in herpes at all, Google will auto fill Las Vegas. Can they get this by like sharing a water trough and shit? Is that how bad it can be? Is that how viral it is? Where's Nick Newman when we need him? I was looking for him in the chat before we started. He's not in here. Let's see.
1:44.9	No confirmed cases were reported in Nevada, but there is a significant equine herpes
1:51.3	virus outbreak affecting horse events nationwide, causing major disruptions cancellations
1:56.9	like the all-in barrel race and heightened biosecurity at the nf rodeo uh which which is the one in
2:06.0	Vegas here uh during early December so yeah a lot of people just didn't bring their horses a lot
2:11.6	of people just just left their animals at home and came to the rodeo apparently the rodeo
2:15.5	was really affected by it.
2:20.2	Paul says, Paul, Paul is right.
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