Episode 1269: Upside Down Swedish Hot Bidet

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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SUMMARY: Matt runs afoul of the TSA, brings an oil-and-gas man to tears, and huffs about all covered in sweat. Paul takes us down a kayfabe rabbit hole with talk about "The Montreal Screwjob." What are Jacob & SJ up to for their anniversary? Plus Physical Scoop Mail, some love for "Absolute Batman," a Scoopardy, and some uncomfortable aspects about Disco Demolition Night.

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0:00.0	Why does the black flat cap feel more pretentious than the other caps?
0:04.0	It looks good.
0:05.5	I would say it is no more or less pretentious than your other caps.
0:09.2	It definitely looks very piquy blinders.
0:12.7	Yeah, that's what I mean.
0:13.4	You look like you're a bit of a patty enforcer.
0:18.3	You are a patty enforcer, Matt.
0:41.2	Hello, this is my favorite part of this show. It's my drag day. This is the part of this show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you, ice cream truck drivers. I don't have a new list for the month yet, but we want to thank each and every ice cream truck driver, and we will. We will thank each and every one of you by name before this month is over. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, maybe you just want to be a patty driver. I don't know. Head on
0:45.4	over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is we're going to sign up to be an ice cream
0:49.6	truck driver. And who knows? Life you save may be your own.
0:57.0	It's time for a program.
0:59.1	Hey Johnny.
1:00.1	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:02.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:04.2	Great.
1:04.7	Let's go.
1:07.0	So Jacob, the fancy microphone, you bought me when I travel.
1:12.0	Uh-huh.
1:13.2	Got me pulled out of TSA because they thought the adapter on the mic was a bullet.
1:18.7	Gee.
1:19.5	What?
1:20.7	What a bunch of white.
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