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Here you go, good night special, here at Secure Party again. I've found you there six weeks ago whilst I'm here, so I'm hoping you didn't play that well.

So I'll be embarrassing. I know definitely you'll edit this one and make it sound great, but just want to say you're up to a bit of a hundred and fifteen in the episodes.

And if you hate it, it's fantastic. You guys have seen it. You're really, really good. And that's probably all I have to say. So go to the hole and you know, the amount of toilets I flushed while he's rubbish through go to the hole.

I really hope you guys aren't on the other side because it's going to hurt. Anyway, keep up the good work gentlemen. Bye bye.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at this is episode 127 of cognitive dissonance if you can believe that shit. We've got a very special guest joining us today for the end of the program. It's Mike from the skeptics guide to conspiracies.

And this is a conspiracy laden show, Cecil. We're going to be talking about three conspiracies throughout the course of this show, one of which involves me having a shitty cold.

Yeah. So that's not I think there was a conspiracy. There must have been a kid. I've developed. See, here's the thing about conspiracy. Cecil, I figured it out. Okay, you need stories. Sure. No. See, first you just take the facts and throw them in the trash. Right. Right. So the facts of the case would be that I got a fucking virus.

And that I'm fighting a virus. Okay. Well, that's that's so pedestrian. I can't even give a credit. It's right to throw that out the window. Fuck that. Absolutely. And then you just make some shit up on a whole cloth. So there's your agenda. So what's your conspiracy on your?

Well, I think that I have been given a conspiracy by Mike from the skeptics guide to conspiracies as proof that there are conspiracies.

I think that is he going to come on is that going to be his is that he's right. So skeptics guy to get a conspiracy. He's actually thesis is conspiracies exist. I think so. I think I think he's going to prove this. Yeah, the truth of conspiracy.

And he's doing this in part by by engaging in this in this and I've never met the guy. So clearly in order for him to have given me this cold. There must have been a long clandestine string of events.

In which I was infected probably by a poison umbrella. That's my that's my guess. It was a poison umbrella that shot a dart into my foot. Right. Like taking a shit at Starbucks.

Who was that? I don't know. Got the poison umbrella. That was actually a thing that I was. I think it was a Soviet spy. I was like a spy or some shit got fucking poisoned.

There's a fucking poison. That's like some cue shit. That's some James Bond stuff. It's like exploding. What's like a hand grenade watch. Right. Right. Or an ejector seat in your car or something.

Right. Have you ever seen the myth busters where they did the ejector seat? No, I've never seen it. It's awesome to put an ejector seat that will actually eject a person.

Now they had to basically like rip the whole car apart. And the car now no looks doesn't look anything like a regular car. Sure.

You know people be heavy. Yeah, it looks like it looks like a stack of explosives on wheels. And then to get it to go off. It's like it like kills you.

Like there's no way that you could just like the worst ejector seat. It ejects your life out of your body. It's like a murder scene.

And then the interior of the car. So like if you wanted to eject your passenger, you can't eject your passenger without you catching on fire.

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