Episode 126: Free Hugs

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:31.0	And intend to use its glory hole.
0:35.0	I pray would you like to stand a kneel man?
0:39.0	He said on your knees is how to save your soul.
0:43.0	Later on, I'll perspire as I laugh about hellfire.
0:52.0	And he said don't be afraid because the eggnog is made.
0:56.0	And now I shame walk from a dirty glory home.
1:10.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
1:26.0	This is cognitive dissonance.
1:37.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence.
1:50.0	20 topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.
1:55.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome Matt.
2:00.0	This is episode 126 of cognitive dissonance.
2:04.0	This is the pre Christmas cheer episode to get everybody.
2:09.0	It's not even fucking Thanksgiving yet.
2:12.0	And wait, that's a different.
2:15.0	The whole hose are at the glory hole.
2:19.0	We are not even past Thanksgiving.
2:23.0	Thanksgiving, by the way, like the greatest of all American holidays.
2:27.0	The most American of all American holidays, where we celebrate the slaughter of weaker people and gluttony.
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