Episode 126: Mardi Gras Gumbo, Hunting Bigfoot, & Saving Ralphie The Fire-Breathing Demon Dog

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Sneaky Goat Maibock from Little Harpeth Brewery. She reviews her Saturday night show at the iconic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, thanking an amazing crowd and her friend Dusty Slay for opening the show. She shares the history of the Ryman.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Dolly has released a duet of “Jolene” accompanied by her friend Olivia Newton-John, Tanya Tucker finished the last weekend of the Judd’s Tour, and Stevie Nicks has announced more solo tour dates in 2023.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Frank’s RedHot Nashville Hot Wing Sauce, White Castle Cheeseburger Castle Bites, and Peeps Pepsi.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on David Miscaviage officially being served.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a 1908 “Strap Tank” Harley Davidson in a Wisconsin barn.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the Wienermobile’s catalytic converter being stolen in Vegas, the Chicago Bears closing on a suburban property that will be home to their new stadium, thieves attempt to lift away a 10-ton Pharaonic statue with a crane, Missouri lawmakers vote against banning children from carrying guns in public, the world’s oldest near-complete Hebrew Bible goes to auction, a Japanese firm is determined to keep a “Nazi-tainted” Van Gogh, and a “fire-breathing demon” dog named Ralphie is returned numerous times to a Niagara shelter.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:21.0	Termites! This episode 126. How does the lighting look? Huh? Amazing? Patels went online
0:33.0	and found some lights. And ordered them, and they have arrived. And at this point,
0:40.0	this upstairs looks like I have created the World's Worst Television Studio. Like,
0:46.0	if you went in, you'd leave. Like, if you came in and somebody said, hey, I got a TV show
0:51.0	in here. You'd walk in and go, yeah, I don't really think they do. What are these? Yeah.
0:56.0	Well, these cardboard ladies, there's a lot going on. There's a lot going on with
1:00.0	everything. Termites. So I did the rhyming on Saturday night. I'm going to tell you
1:04.0	about the rhyming, but first look, they make you your own poster. How great is that? Yeah.
1:09.0	My dad's like, can you send me a picture of the poster? I go, I can send you a poster.
1:12.0	No, I just want a picture. Okay. Facebook. Facebook. No, that's what he wants to
1:18.0	work. But I said I'd frame one and send it to they could do. Have it misery or
1:23.0	don't they don't care? That's fine. It's more posters for me.
1:27.0	Did you make some money? Yeah. That's all you ever curious about. Now, how did you do
1:31.0	with the gate? Like, I'm a play for the Cardinals. It was sold out. It was so much
1:39.0	fun. I'll get to that in a minute. But first of all, a lot of you may be looking at this
1:45.0	thing on the desk. Well, there's 85 things on this desk. Why?
1:48.0	Why? Because I put this in the office because I've just been busy because about two
1:53.0	weeks after Christmas, I received this thing in the mail and I didn't know who it was
1:57.0	from. It did not take me long to figure out who this would be from. Of course,
2:02.0	it would be from Lewis Black. This was my Christmas present from Lewis.
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