Episode 125: Chinese Mystery Balloons, New Health Benefits of Beer, & Retiring The Prince of Darkness
Madigan's Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Kathleen opens the show drinking a Rock’N Vodka bloody Mary, her favorite elite vodka from her friend Daxx Nielsen. She celebrates the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl LVII win, this past weekend, and shares her plans for next year’s Fantasy Football draft.
QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen has no Queen news, but assumes that the queens enjoyed a wonderful Super Bowl LVII weekend watching the game and Queen Dolly and Queen Tanya probably served the best party food.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Snyder’s Jalapeno Ranch Twist pretzels, Chick-fil-A Avocado Lime Ranch dressing, and Cookie Dough Twix.
UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the collapse of wholesale egg prices, Bed Bath & Beyond has a new bankruptcy strategy, and Fyre Fest criminal Billy McFarland is now asking $1,800/hour for consulting work.
“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a gold necklace linked to Henry VIII, and Egyptian archaeologists uncover the Roman-era city of Luxor.
FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a Dutch seismologist who predicted the recent Turkish earthquake 3 days before it happened, woodpeckers stashed 700 pounds of acorns in the wall of a California home, the 26 craziest things Ozzy Osborne did, the funding behind the “He Gets Us” tv ads, new positive health news for people who drink 2 glasses of beer or wine per day, LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman defends the Saudis after the killing of US journalist Khaashoggi, and a dog who was lost for 36 hours rang its former animal shelter’s doorbell.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Jann Season 3” on Roku.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed |
| 0:13.0 | yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:21.0 | Termites. I've sold 125. What an overstimulating week. Oh, my God, if you're a sports fan right now, |
| 0:34.0 | I'm drinking Ability Married Me. But well, it's my waste management glass, which is the golf tournament in Phoenix. |
| 0:40.0 | It was on TV all weekend. I bet a sweet $100 on Rory, and he just shit the bed. No, the Canadians did well. |
| 0:49.0 | Nick Taylor, Adam Hadwin, Scotty Sheffler, won. That guy's rock solid, though. Like on the 16th, |
| 0:56.0 | only had like a 10 foot putt for a par. No problem. Because the other guy Nick could have caught up by |
| 1:02.0 | another. He could have been even Steven, but then Nick missed his. So, boom. Anyway, I know a lot of people. |
| 1:07.0 | Well, do you want to talk about live golf a little bit later? But the vodka in Scotty life, Jesus |
| 1:13.0 | and Waffle House with them on both, but I also like beer and wings and bars. In addition to what is original, |
| 1:20.0 | I'm with them. I did see all the Canadians, and they wore those Monty outfits, which was great in the morning, |
| 1:26.0 | but then it got hot, hot. And they didn't, they didn't whip out. They kept them on the whole time, |
| 1:31.0 | because they had there were like four Canadians out there running around doing great. Thanks to live golf. |
| 1:37.0 | There's some other spots. No, doesn't Adam Hadwin's been in there the whole time? Nick Taylor, |
| 1:43.0 | kind of younger, newer. I forget the other two that were creeping around. Cory counters. |
| 1:50.0 | Yeah. This is my friend DAX, the drummer from Cheap Trick. This is his family's vodka. It's called rockin, |
| 2:00.0 | rockin, rockin. And I love the emblem. It's a skull with two guitars. It's very fancy, and it's smooth. |
| 2:06.0 | Looking for an elegant vodka that will elevate your cocktail experience? Rockin's creators with their extensive tenure |
| 2:13.0 | and entertainment that that I have discovered a versatile gluten-free rockin vodka. I can give someone |
| 2:18.0 | to my sister. 100% distilled from sugar cane. Yeah, delicious. So I'm drinking that. And a bush light |
| 2:28.0 | from where the state of Missouri, winners of the Super Bowl. |
| 2:33.0 | I don't want to get too far into it because sports can be polarizing to say the least. |
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