Episode 127: Celebrating Girl Scout Cookie Season, The Mexican President’s Elf, & Winding Down Party City

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Captain Fatty’s Beach Beer Lager from Captain Fatty’s Brewery in California. She reviews her weekend in LA, sharing the details of being on The Kelly Clarkson Show, Access Hollywood, and a few super fun podcasts.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Tanya’s documentary “The Return of Tanya Tucker” is fantastic.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples a homemade loaf of Tom Papa’s bread (given to her when she recorded an episode of his podcast “Breaking Bread With Tom Papa”), a Thin Mint Girl Scout cookie, and Kelly’s Classic BBQ-flavored Rob’s Backstage Popcorn.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Elizabeth Holmes’ new baby, Sam Bankman-Fried’s issues over unclaimed political donations, and more than 800 big box retail stores like Party City are set to close in 2023.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the SS Pacific found with $5M in treasure, and the Mexican President posted a photo on social media of what he said appeared to be a mythological woodland spirit “aluxe” similar to an elf.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Tom Brady’s decision to attempt stand-up comedy, celebrates the return of Girl Scout Cookie season, Yoko Ono is leaving NYC after 50 years, LIV Golf’s tv debut was a ratings disaster, Joe Exotic’s abandoned Tiger King house is explored by The Urban Explorer and Carol Baskins’ missing husband holds clues associated to Costa Rica,

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video, and under no circumstances should you watch “The Strays” on Netflix.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Termites, episode 127, fire lights, fire. Did we talk about the new lighting? Yeah. How's it
0:33.3	look? We're working on it. I know, I looked crazy on a zoom. I hate zooming. Or I was too
0:39.6	white. I'm sure I shocked all of Southern California. Soft glow. So I look like a
0:45.8	softer glow. Termites, so many things. It's St. Patrick's week. Premiere week, right, of
0:56.4	the special, which I saw a bunch of your guys, this picture's a ton of them. And they were
1:01.4	also great. If you guys watch it with by yourself or together or with the animal, I really like
1:07.4	the animal ones. I like to see which animals care. Baby cat and the other two cats could give a
1:11.8	shit that they only like it when I show them cat videos, but they they love it. Yeah, my whole
1:21.2	TikTok and Instagram's cat videos. And then if the, well, the cat has to be speak talking. It has
1:25.8	to be meowing. And then baby cat like looks behind the phone. She's very interested though. Somebody
1:32.0	told me there's an animal channel. Is that true? Where's animal videos? Well, you're gone. So like,
1:37.2	I don't know. I thought of the idea years ago. And then somebody goes Kathleen, they already have
1:42.4	that. I'm like, oh, because like for animal, if you're leaving your house for a couple hours,
1:47.9	you want to leave the TV on I don't think baby cat care is about the murder trial. But I do think
1:52.7	baby cat would care about some other cats. Anyway, Premiere week, you guys have kept the special
2:03.2	up there in the top thing. If you can go raid it for me, unless you hated me, do not read me.
2:09.2	But if you liked it and you give up five stars and then add it to your list, that helps
2:14.0	as the children tell me the algorithms. And I do understand what one is, but not really,
2:19.1	but they don't need to know that I don't really. I just go, uh-huh. Sure. No problem.
2:23.2	Totally agree with them. And we will get the t-shirts out. But I just enjoyed the pictures anyway.
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