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Episode 126 - Greg's Eighth Grade Alarm Clock

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Are Greg and Alison jealous of each other's phase of parenting? Plus a bill to get rid of the time change, edibles that look like children's candy, fantasy careers, eulogies, Greg's prized cashews and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey America, South America and North America, it's great for Simmons.

0:29.2

Hello, rest of the globe. It's Allison Rosen. Can we let them know what

0:35.2

happened? You guys, we did a beginning of the show. There was Oscar worthy Tony

0:43.4

worthy. We're talking Egot worthy. It was, it was Egotty. If you could see my

0:48.6

fingers are pinched together right now, accentuating in an Italian way, how

0:53.6

special it was. I'm kissing my fingertips. I am practically

0:58.6

sticky my my whole. I just fisted my mouth. I loved our intro so much. And then I

1:07.3

looked down there and it was it was too hot to handle. My recorder couldn't

1:12.5

capture it Greg. One thing we did mention was maps on the wall. We had a

1:18.1

corkboard map on the wall. You're laughing because I'm retelling the story. I'm

1:22.8

laughing that we are trying to retell how great our intro was. And as part of it,

1:30.8

you're explaining it was so great. One of the things we talked about was having

1:34.7

maps on the wall. But please carry on. Yes, it was great because the kids, I would go away.

1:41.3

And on the day I was going away, I would take them to the map and I would take a stick pin.

1:46.3

And I would stick it into the city of the place that I was going to be that weekend.

1:51.3

Instead of their soccer game or their play, I love that. Did that bring them a little bit

1:58.0

of joy or did they still feel you were neglecting them? No, they got it. My kids got it.

2:03.7

They both turned out great and I think that I was worried about that because I was gone

2:09.4

a fair amount. But it was all normal for them because it's how it always was. Daddy was a way like

2:16.0

every other weekend like a guy in the army reserves or perhaps a man who's taken another lover,

2:21.9

but all part of the American scenery. Now when you were away, because this is something I think

2:29.6

about a lot, I think about the way my life is going. And then I imagine let's say, you know,

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