Episode 1258: A Terrible Soft Serve of Death
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 633 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Happy Nevada Day! Ryer builds a Halloween prop for Matt. Paul has a "happening," which leads to some "rippy holey." Spoiler alert for the Springsteen movie! On Fremont Street, Matt gets propositioned to pose for some photos. Was money exchanged? During Scoop Mail, Jacob asks, "How are we about fart humor?" Plus a timeline Jock vs. Nerd.
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.9 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak |
| 0:13.6 | you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the |
| 0:20.2 | afternoon. Not in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather. |
| 0:25.8 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. |
| 0:34.6 | Oh, hello there. |
| 0:58.8 | I am so glad you are here because I want to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. It's a brand new month right now. It's actually Halloween as we're recording this. But it's a brand new month for us, so I don't have new lists yet. But we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver at this part of the show this month uh yeah we'll thank all of you every single one of you if you're an ice cream truck driver you'll hear your name at this part of the show this |
| 1:03.3 | month that's right if you want to be an ice cream truck driver preaching fun.com is where you and go |
| 1:09.0 | preaching fun dot com head over there sign up to be an ice cream |
| 1:12.1 | truck driver, and who knows? The life you save may be your own. |
| 1:20.1 | Maybe. Maybe. |
| 1:25.6 | Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 1:29.3 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 1:30.8 | Great. |
| 1:31.3 | Let's go. |
| 1:35.9 | I was about to say somebody's got the microphone on. |
| 1:38.5 | Nope. |
| 1:39.1 | Matt Donnell. |
| 1:40.5 | Well, my son ran in wondering if I was dying. |
| 1:43.9 | I was committing Jacob That's intimidating Jacob. |
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