Episode 1257: The Cyr-ious Length of a King’s Foot with Jonas Woolverton
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 633 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Jonas Woolverton joins us to talk about "The McEnfro Show,"
looking back at his path to circus performing and mastering the Cyr
Wheel, along with stories of his most challenging gigs, including
sandstorms and ScoopFest.Matt and Paul do a surprise show at a wedding
dinner. And we get some guests to celebrate Halloween!
Come see Jonas Woolverton (@zupunkcirque) at:
"The McEnfro Show," Nov. 21 & 22, 10 PM,
at the Vegas Theatre Company in Las Vegas and Dec. 3, 8 PM, at The
Elysian Theatre in L.A., plus in "Puppetry of the Penis," Thursday -
Sunday, at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas. See ticket links
below.
McEnfro in Vegas: https://www.crowdwork.com/e/solos-jonas-mcenfro
McEnfro in L.A.: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/mcenfro1203
Puppetry of the Penis:
https://www.vegas.com/shows/adult/puppetry-of-the-penis-las-vegas/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | That's wrong. |
| 0:03.8 | That's wrong. |
| 0:04.8 | How's that wrong? |
| 0:07.0 | Off to a fantastic start. |
| 0:08.8 | I should put my headphones on. |
| 0:10.4 | That's how it's fucking wrong. |
| 0:11.6 | I don't know how to do things. |
| 0:13.1 | It's an abomination. |
| 0:14.2 | Your lack of headphones is disgusting to watch. |
| 0:17.5 | Hello, I'd love to thank all you ice cream truck drivers out there. |
| 0:22.9 | Who were the ice cream truck drivers? |
| 0:25.1 | Well, these are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. |
| 0:30.0 | Right now, I'd like to thank. |
| 0:32.7 | Paul's brother, Piro, Richard Dunn, Sarah Boyle, Sacks Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, Scoop Brady, Scoop D'Jour, Scoop Cotta, Slurpy Cayenne, Motherfucker, the Lost Ice Cream Truck Driver, Thunder Cougar Falcon Scoop, and Travis Jaguri. |
| 0:48.9 | If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I sure hope you do, PreachingFun.com is where you can go. |
| 0:53.8 | PreachingFun.com, go there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows? |
| 0:59.2 | The life you save may be your own. |
| 1:04.5 | Here's the show. |
| 1:06.2 | Hey Johnny. |
| 1:07.2 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 1:11.4 | Great, let's go. |
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