Hey folks, it's Luke. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of the program this

right here. This is TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Apparently my health might be too beautiful to live because I fear I may be right

on the edge of coming down with something. I think it's at the last check, 98% of

America has the flu now and I'm hoping I stay in the the 2% that don't have it.

But I was when I got up this morning feeling a little under the weather and so I went and did

the radio show. But what we're going to do today is play you something from a couple of years back,

a very fun show where we played you tape of President Lyndon Johnson talking about his

bunghole and Jen and Sean and I also had a conversation about the the bathrooms at work and

the idea that you know at least for guys anyway, not every bathroom needs to be the one where you

drop your trousers and do that other thing because it's a close proximity to everybody else and

then maybe you should find a more private area for doing that. So those important and weighty

topics will be explored today. Lord Will and I'll be all better by tomorrow and we will be back

here with Andrew and a brand new show. We'll talk about the Golden Globes and you know anything else

that strikes our fancy. But for today, thank you for your understanding and please enjoy this gem

from the TBTL archive. Can you put your hand, close your face please? I'm sorry Nakawai. Can you

pick your hand? Close your face. Close your face. I don't get that close to the glass. I'm

going to tell him on the floor, you know, how's this? Yes, you want a whiskey? This is not whiskey.

This is iced tea. If you gave me a real whiskey, I need misteriors to pay attention to misteriors,

misteriors. I think I know what you want. You want this, right? I need more misteriors and

more mysterious. Yeah, I'll just try to think where the hell's a whiskey.

Well here the hell is the TBTL. So that's one mystery solved on this Tuesday.

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