Episode #1253: Poop As A Weapon.
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2013
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
A jilted Florida woman uses a novel method of getting back at her ex, which has Luke curious about the use of poop as a weapon. Plus, Andrew loves Gosford Park, but has trouble remembering the name.
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| 0:00.0 | How about like pranking an animal. He put like a couple kittens in a doghouse and you let a dog |
| 0:06.0 | Go inside his doghouse and that way all three animals get pranked. You cannot prank an animal |
| 0:13.2 | animals don't know they're being pranked |
| 0:15.7 | Why even do it? I mean, it's like it's borderline animal cruelty |
| 0:19.7 | Whether put you a pranking a dog a pranking gal. He's your punch an elephant. Sure. Don't punch an elephant |
| 0:31.0 | How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin already went over those |
| 0:35.6 | contestants. Do you know the answer? No, I don't. You said 100. It's very low. Wow |
| 0:40.0 | That's a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed as in a |
| 0:53.6 | Meagot crazy would me know have cigarette me tried to quit but me find it hard me love refreshing |
| 1:00.0 | Taste so I'm nervous, but I'm excited at the same time |
| 1:06.0 | So I'm just gonna |
| 1:08.1 | Start talking about what I like and hope I get some new pies |
| 1:15.2 | Can you add slightly gassy to the list of things that somebody could be feeling right before they launch into a |
| 1:21.5 | What turns out is a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:25.2 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:28.2 | Psycho screwy and totally unbalanced. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:34.5 | This is episode |
| 1:36.0 | 1253 in a collector's series |
| 1:40.0 | Taking |
| 1:42.0 | Understanding massive power. I've so much power that I've been able to power my mind into |
| 1:48.6 | Allowing me to lose at last count. What are we at now 12 pounds weighing in at 189 pounds on this Wednesday? |
| 1:55.9 | I lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of confidence. It's 12 pounds in one week |
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