Episode 125: Hand job on an elephant, fingered on Splash Mountain
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2016
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk about first times with masturbation, joining the mile high club and weirdest places we have jerked off. Always personal, always weird and always funny tune in now!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. |
| 0:09.1 | You're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast with my partner in crime right here, Miss Nikki Wants. |
| 0:13.4 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:14.4 | I just love your name, Nikki Wants. |
| 0:16.9 | Nikki Wants. |
| 0:17.9 | Nikki Gets. |
| 0:18.9 | I love it. |
| 0:19.9 | I wish. And Aaron, we have Aaron here tonight on the board. Nikki Gets. I love it. |
| 0:17.7 | And Aaron, we have Aaron here tonight on the board. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. That's it. That's all we're going to hear about. That's all you got. That's all I got. That's all I got. We don't have any guests today. No, that's okay. We don't need guests. We just need us. Yeah, that's for sure. Did you have a good week so far? |
| 0:18.9 | I did. |
| 0:19.4 | Everything is good. |
| 0:20.2 | I did. |
| 0:20.6 | I had a good week. |
| 0:21.1 | You know what? |
| 0:21.3 | I did something Everything is good. |
| 0:38.3 | I did. I did a good week. You know what? I did something that I'm so proud of because I've been needing to do it for the longest time and it sucked. But I went to the DMV and I got my California driver's license. Yay! And you've never had it? Okay, no, I had a California driver's license many years ago and then we moved to Tennessee |
| 0:54.1 | for a couple years and I got a Tennessee license and I'm no longer a resident in Tennessee so I had to get, bring it back to California and I was procrastinating. It's not even about procrastination, it's just about finding a window of time that you can actually schedule the appointment and then know that you're going to be at the DMV. It wasn't that unpleasant though. It wasn't. Wasn't that bad. |
| 0:50.5 | Did you make an appointment? |
| 0:51.1 | I made the appointment. |
| 0:52.2 | That helps a lot. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah, that gets you |
| 1:14.8 | right in and out. And they were super nice and, you know, it just got it done. But the test, |
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