Episode 124: Are blowjobs more personal or is sex? Dating your gyno and ghosting
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2016
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of The Perfect 10 podcast, Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz ask the questions is sucking dick too personal? Sex more personal? Nikki explains to Lahna what ghosting is. They discuss seeing your parents naked, the weight battle and dating your gyno. Tune in now.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, you're listening to The Perfect Time podcast. I'm Lana Turner and sitting next to me is the beautiful Miss Nikki Wants. |
| 0:13.1 | Hello, everybody. And we have Aaron on the soundboard. Hey, guys. How's everyone doing you guys good? We're having so much fun already. Before you turn the microphone on, right? Now it doesn't sound like we're having fun because you're both just sitting there. |
| 0:23.6 | I know. |
| 0:24.0 | Well, we're having, we are having fun. |
| 0:25.5 | We're talking. |
| 0:26.5 | You were cracking me up because Erin was saying that there's this magic person out there in iTunesland who can help us get on, was it like the featured or whatever and and i immediately said to |
| 0:40.8 | erin nicky's got to suck his dick and then nicky walked in and goes all right i got to suck |
| 0:46.0 | his dick i know i was like this dick do i have to suck oh man you know it's like, I've sucked. You would do it. |
| 0:54.7 | I've sucked dick for way less. |
| 0:56.3 | Right? |
| 0:56.7 | You know? |
| 0:51.9 | When you say that, what does that even mean? Like nothing? I mean, like, I didn't even get dinner. Just to, have you ever sucked just dick just to randomly suck a dick and then move on with your life? No. and the thing is though it's so funny that you mentioned that because |
| 0:53.8 | I'm so not even |
| 0:56.0 | I guess I have references that I'm good at it, but I find it references. I definitely have references. And, but I'm not, I find it like really, really personal. You know, like I find sucking a dick, like, it's almost like I'd rather fuck the person. Like, sucking the, sucking a dick is so personal to me. Aaron turned his head, went do-do with his head, side to side. I could see that. I'm like, I could see that. You could, you can relate to that? It's putting your mouth and where someone pees, you know? It's very personal to me. And I always feel like, you know, there's more personal than your vagina? |
| 1:47.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:49.0 | Maybe. |
| 1:49.7 | Because I stick all sorts of things in my mouth, but I don't put real things in my vagina. |
| 1:55.1 | Yeah, I'm, yeah. |
| 1:56.9 | I mean, I've eaten all sorts of things that, you know. |
| 2:00.8 | You wouldn't put in that, you know. |
| 2:03.7 | You wouldn't put in your, you're a, yeah. |
| 2:06.1 | I wouldn't shove that up my hooch. |
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