Episode 124: Retiring M&M’s, Zoo Breaks, & Predicting Super Bowl LVII

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Joy Bus WOW Wheat Ale from Four Peaks Brewing Co. in Tempe AZ. She reviews her weekend doing shows at the Mirage in Vegas and at Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale, which was crazy fun with the PGA Waste Management Phoenix Open and Super Bowl LVII week kicking off in the area. Kathleen is excited to cheer on the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, wearing her Pawtrick Meowhomes tee designed by her good friends at Raygun.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Queen Cher has openly admitted to not being fond of Madonna.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Arizona Reaper Salsa, Andy Capp’s Hot Fries, and Keogh’s Irish Whiskey BBQ potato chips.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Meta losing $13.7B on Reality Labs in 2022, Houston has a new K-9 officer, and Scientology leader Miscavige is still missing.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a 4,700-year-old tavern unearthed in Iraq, and the “oldest” mummy recorded to date has been found in Egypt.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on why Southwest Airlines is terminating some new hire flight attendants, Madonna’s biopic has been cancelled, the M&M’s spokescandies have been replaced by Maya Rudolph, multiple animals have been secretly released from the Dallas Zoo, and mysterious donors are paying millions to run the “He Gets Us” Jesus Super Bowl commercials.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Jann Season 3” on Roku.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	For ya! Turbites! Episode 124! That's a lot, right? Now, for those of you watching on
0:33.5	YouTube, are you enjoying the new lighting? That I secured from Amazon. Wait till my
0:41.8	friend, Lorraine, who's an actual director, sees this shit show I've created. She's gonna go,
0:47.8	why didn't you call me, put that shit back in a box? I don't know, cuz it looked inviting! And I
0:53.4	got to look better on zooms. Everybody else looks better, and now I'm gonna have to do a bunch of
0:59.0	zooms for this special coming out. Yeah, so, well, I mean, it's that, or just wear a ski mask.
1:06.8	The trailer comes out tomorrow. Oh, the trailer for this special comes out tomorrow! Turbites! Go
1:12.3	luck or watch it! It was a lot of work to come up with a trailer. Just sion. I have had a blast with
1:19.8	the Amazon children, and I'll say this over Netflix. I never spoke to anybody in Netflix. I never
1:24.9	emailed anyone in Netflix. I just sent them a movie and they posted it. Now, there's a certain ease
1:30.4	in joy to that, but I like that the Amazon people are excited. They have all these ideas.
1:38.6	This one lady, Jamie, just is very to the point, and then I don't like it, though, when there's
1:44.4	like 52 people on an email chain, you know what I see in that? I see no one he wants to take
1:48.7	responsibility for whatever shit's gonna go down here. It's a, yeah, who do I need out of 52 people?
1:55.9	Maybe, right, I don't know, but I'm not a corporate person. That's the problem. No, I get way
2:02.7	to comedian aggressive. If any comedian ever sent me an email that says, bumping this to the
2:07.4	entire inbox, I would literally go find them at the club and say, look, I saw your email. I was
2:15.7	ignoring you. Why can't you pick up on the social clue? You don't need to bump it up. You're just
2:20.7	being ignored. You're in timeout. For whatever reason, you're in timeout. That amount of time.
2:26.5	But, well, this is a ceremonial. If you're listening and now watching, I'm holding the Tom Brady
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