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Jokes On You Podcast

Episode 125: Big Science B*tch

Jokes On You Podcast

Jokes On You Podcast

Comedy

5 β€’ 613 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOOOOOM! This week, the girls are having a sleepover! From b*tching to beatboxing, the girls are discussing it all. Talley had beef with escalators, Mel tells her vocal music origin story, and WHY WOULD THE HAVE THAT METAL SPECULUM LIKE THAT?!?!


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0:00.0

The jokes on you

0:02.0

The jokes on you

0:04.0

The jokes on

0:06.0

The jokes on you

0:08.0

The jokes on you

0:12.0

The jokes on you

0:13.0

If you're easily offended

0:18.0

If you secretly offended

0:19.0

If you secretly hate women,

0:22.6

Jokes are you, they got so much in storing

0:26.6

Talking about hoaring, how not to be boring, yeah, yeah

0:31.6

Telly you ready, Melo, you ready, ready, ready, ready

0:35.6

Just for the ladies to keep it nasty talking party.

0:39.3

If you're up in me, then you might find this upsetting.

0:43.3

You say that you're a rap, mother,

0:45.3

that you're on you.

0:46.3

Hi, hi, hi, hi.

0:49.3

Oh my God, did you know I was gonna rap?

0:51.3

Oh my God, did you know I was gonna rap? I felt it in my soul. Something said this bitch for the star rapping. You knew. I knew. That is so crazy. I was like, shit. I'm gonna see, bitch. No, I'm gonna rap. And then you go. We had a beatboxing instructor come to our high school one year. Yep. I said it. We had a beatboxing instructor. We used to have this festival that's modeled after the French Festival in Scotland. And we used to do one at our school. And they used to have all, huh? It was that a weird school? It was not a weird school. We were culture. So they had all types of like performers come and like teach us thing. And we had things that we had a beatboxing instructor. And he was like, all you got to say is box and cut. And you're good. He's like, it's all you need. So all you go is boots and cut. And that's all I do. And that's all I do. And you do it real fast and do different combinations of it, and then you beatbox it.

1:28.0

You know who came to our school? T.I. The SWAT team. Every of them the biggest fucking guns. It was like some shit on lean on me. Oh, man. What did they come from? I wasn't there. It was, um, what? Oh, we got to introduce ourselves we gotta introduce ourselves oh hi I'm Mel I'm Talley um this is Jockey we were at the SE content house yes no so one day I guess a nigga brought a gun to school but we all the advanced kids like the smart kids were on a field trip we were at the bodies exhibit in Atlantic Bay Area hated the bodies exhibit and I guess while we were gone to something about a gun to school, so the whole fucking SWAT team came, it was like we were on lockdown or whatever. But we're in the body exhibiting. Oh, no, it was the body. What's the one where you had to be blind? It was the, it was in the same building as the body exhibit. But you we didn't go to a real field trippy high school, so I don't know.

2:36.0

Oh, yeah, because you had fucking field trips and beatboxes coming to y'all. But we went on a field trip and it was like you had to walk, it was like, bitch black, he had to walk around like you were blind for the day. Don't like that. So I think it was called like glow in the dark or something like that. please if you are an Atlanta kid from like the 2000 2000s please tell me you remember this

2:33.8

so like all of our phones were locked up and like our stuff was like in locker so he's a walk around dad to like learn how to cross the street if you're blind like hear the tick the to cross the street it had like sounds of the city it was pretty cool and so we didn't have our phones so once he came back all of our parents were blowing our shit up and we were like hey remember we went on the field trip today so

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