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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1229: Gay Weed Comes To Washington… or something

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Gay Marriage and Recreational Marijuana both become legal on the same day in Washington, so naturally, TBTL spends most of the show talking about Santa Claus.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You will know this, that I have distinguished four, four distinct states of being in the

0:08.9

Cannabis Romeroana Society.

0:11.9

They are cruel, groovy, hip, and squat.

0:17.9

If he figures out what is happening, then he can rise one notch and become hip.

0:26.4

And then if he can convince himself to approve of what is happening, then he becomes groovy.

0:37.9

Groovy.

0:38.9

And then after that, he can actually raise himself to the rank of coup.

0:47.3

He can become one of those coup-a-girl.

0:51.9

You're next performer coming to the stage, absolutely hilarious.

1:00.7

Ah, this is my jam right here.

1:03.0

I'm gonna be drinking what everyone else drinks when they're day drinking, what the f**k

1:06.8

ever.

1:07.8

You want to learn the first rule?

1:09.5

You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.

1:13.1

What is it about you that makes people want to punch in the face so much?

1:16.1

Yes, I love the game of cricket.

1:18.1

So I thought I'd perk your views up with a little song about cricket.

1:21.7

I think it is the game that we enjoy, so you're going to be here.

1:25.9

Thank you Robin.

1:26.9

Thank you so much.

1:27.9

I remember to achieve success, you must first conceive it and believe in it.

1:33.5

Remember impossible.

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