Episode 1227: Tom Waits For No Man

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Matt gets his first private booking—to a bachelorette party. On Fremont Street, Jacob watches a sexy cop whip a young boy. Things get spooky when possessed dolls creep into the chat. Plus, Jacob eats walnuts, dishwasher etiquette, Scoop Mail, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so glad you're here. Right now I'd like to thank the following
0:09.0	ice cream truck drivers. These ice cream truck drivers bring that fucking ice cream straight to your
0:14.3	fucking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank Bearded Scoop 3, Blue Line Scoop,
0:19.7	Christine Ellsesser, Christy Salinas, Darren Cunningham,
0:23.2	Darth Scooper, David Walker, Dead Laslow, and Dirty Old Scoop.
0:28.1	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, head over to
0:31.8	preaching fun.com.
0:33.1	Preachingfund.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows,
0:38.5	the life you save may be your own.
0:44.5	More or maybe not.
0:46.3	Hey Johnny.
0:47.4	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:50.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.4	Great.
0:51.9	Let's go.
0:56.0	Good news, everyone.
0:57.5	My wife has decided that walnuts will lower my cholesterol.
1:04.6	On the upside, though, I have a little dish of walnut that sits on my chair at the house.
1:09.4	It's lovely.
1:11.0	It's time for Matt Maddie's ice cream, social, sitting somewhere. That's Matt Donnelly. Oh, no, he's in Las Vegas. Sing in Pittsburgh. That's Paul Matically. I'm Jacob in Las Vegas, too. We're pretty good fun. You're my walnut, Jacob, because you crack me up. Oh. You're my walnut, Jacob, because you're laced with a tiny bit of arsenic.
1:32.4	Tiny bit.
1:33.6	You're my walnut, Jacob, because my wife would run one article on Yahoo News, and suddenly we have to change everything that's around the house to cater to one health craze.
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