Episode 1226: Toe Socks, Epaulettes, and A Regular Shoe

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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SUMMARY: Paul's daily pedometer is over 20K, while Matt almost dies on a hike. Jacob needs more fake grass, as Anne is looking to level up their landscaping game. Wayne Gio sparks a discussion about webbed toes, and Jacob gets a surprise while taking a shower. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I would love to thank each and every ice cream truck driver out there.
0:09.0	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:10.8	Well, these are the folks delivering that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking earhold.
0:14.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, and I hope you do, preaching fun.com is where you can go.
0:19.4	Preaching fun.com go there, sign up to me an ice cream truck driver, and you will you do. Preachingfund.com is where you can go. Preaching fun.com go there.
0:26.4	Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and you will get thanked at this part of a future show by name.
0:27.8	That's right.
0:28.6	We'll use your name.
0:29.9	Your very name.
0:31.1	If we didn't use your name, you might not realize that we were talking about you.
0:35.5	And that would be confusing.
0:37.2	That'd be terrible. And that would be confusing. That'd be terrible.
0:37.9	And we will do that.
0:40.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com, go there, sign up to be an ice cream
0:45.3	truck driver, and who knows?
0:47.8	The life you say may be your own.
0:53.3	And now,
0:54.7	a program.
0:56.3	Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go
0:58.2	to an ice cream social?
1:00.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:01.4	Great. Let's go.
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