Hi, I'm Magic Johnson with a few tips on blowing up the Death Star.

First off, never forget your objective.

There gonna be so many folks coming at you to slow you down.

You might feel like you got a bull's eye on your head.

No, but they will be trying to kill you.

Also, don't forget you have teammates out there watching your back.

Unless you've been messing around with their wife or girlfriend.

No, but they will be there to help you.

Lastly, you wanna make sure you step back and take cover after you sink that bucket.

Cause that sky gonna light up like the Fourth of July.

No, but there will be a large explosion.

T-B-T-L!

I've studied the human mind.

I've learned how to read it, and ultimately control it.

You ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

I have to actually wear a freaking bra now and rubble this nasty cocoa butter stuff on myself.

So like, I don't know, my skin won't explode.

Just because we have chisel dabs and stunning features,

it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

I hope it feels good.

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