This all freaks me out of it, childish ocean, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish ocean, who the hell decided I was ready to live?

Coming out to you, America, Canada, Europe, parts of Belgium, is that in Europe? And the Armed Forces, this is Greg Fatsimans and...

Allison Rosen, welcome to Childish. How's it going, Greg?

Look, we might be off our game. We're three years into a pandemic. I'm not sleeping well. Greg is wearing a hat, and I've not seen before. Annie told me his energy might be a little low.

We're streaming on YouTube because the people demand it. They demand to see... I put on makeup, which is like a whole pain in the ass. Greg, you look fresh as a daisy as always.

I shaved a couple days ago. How often do you have to shave? Twice a week at the most.

I feel like that's good. I know about the whole thing with dudes about wanting to have a five o'clock shadow, but as someone who's kind of got a five o'clock leg shadow going,

because I haven't lasered all my hair off my body. I feel like every other woman in LA has. I don't see the benefit of needing to keep up the hair so much.

Wait, once you laser, do you never have to shave again?

That is the promise of laser hair. Welcome to a podcast about children. That is the promise of laser hair removal.

However, what I hear is that eventually it does start growing back, but it's like much more. It's finer.

It's like a vasectomy sometimes reversed themselves, right? The guy's ball sack.

That's right. You know how some women can... Or maybe, you know, it's not just women. Some people can tie a cherry stem in their mouth.

I certainly do.

Yeah, I know that was like such a big thing. I have a couple older brothers who are probably your age, maybe a little older than you, Greg.

And I feel like I can remember when one of them in particular was very taken with people who could tie cherry stems and knots in their mouth.

That had a moment. But anyway, that's like what the tubes do in your balls.

Exactly right. And I can remember watching my niece do it when she was little.

And I was like, even though that's a harmless fun thing, she was doing a cherry stem with her, you know, I was like, no, that's not kids aren't supposed to do that.

No, I honestly, no one should do it unless they're in a nightclub.

It's a happy hour move. It's like, you know, there's a guy playing guitar.

He's got a beer. There's a cigarette sticking out of the top of his strings. And he's saying it lean her up against the wall and have a gangbang.

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