Episode #1215: The Hollywood Fame Machine, Up Close and Personal

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2012

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke comes home from LA with stories of celebrities, rain storms, and the World's Smallest Red Carpet.

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0:00.0	It's all coming back to me!
0:02.0	I slept on her whole dog bed stuffed with wigs.
0:05.0	I watched a prostitute stab a clown.
0:08.0	A basketball who was a ribcage?
0:11.0	A ribcage?
0:13.0	I seen a blind guy by a police horse.
0:16.0	The presence I lived in was named at the Zachary Taylor.
0:19.0	Generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
0:23.0	I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo.
0:26.0	They were very proud TVTL!
0:33.0	Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
0:36.0	Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs.
0:41.0	What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
0:46.0	You look like a homeless guy who's been to a soup kitchen that specializes in ice cream soup.
0:51.0	Can I just stop you real quick and just say what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.
0:55.0	A lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high-five and a lot of smiles.
0:59.0	This is good.
1:00.0	Lisa from Hastings, New York wants to know if you've ever done a little tracky role play in the bedroom.
1:05.0	Oh yeah!
1:06.0	You can't say anything anymore that people don't take if dirty and I'm sorry, that disgusts me.
1:10.0	What kind of friend are you?
1:12.0	I'm a cool friend, we're kind of friend of you.
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