I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Right, and what's positive about that?

Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Well, could it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?

This is a drug for the world to give worms to ex-girlfriends.

Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.

Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my barber strison in the Prince of Tides

as masking therapist pantsuit.

I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

Right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag,

and your butt is kind of like an about to explode bratwurst.

I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Hey, I saw you checkin' out my goods.

Yes, it's normal, but no more than four times a day.

Are you sure this is legal?

I don't know. It's fun though, isn't it?

Yes, indeed skis.

It is a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 1,213 in a collector series.

Thank you so much for listening in. We'll be getting a call real soon here from

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