Sitting in a chair for long periods of time not only makes your lower back ache

It can leave you with a sore bottom too.

You know I drive this truck for hours at a time and trust me these seats are hard as a rock

But since I started using forever comfy my back feels good and my bottom feels good

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I really want to study this whole thing of drinking, getting dropped

And people saying that you're having a good time

Get the f*** off the internet

You are of no use to anybody

You want to call me unhinged?

I am, you'd be right

Heavy metal definitely rolls

Twins and fists are Jews pre-stocking

Aussie scorpions, they all roll

I'm gonna make you work for your dollars, say something with that great radio voice

But it's not on TV then I'd touch the internet thing, okay?

Yes, yes, yes, it is happening ladies and gentlemen

It's a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host

This is episode 1,210 in a collector's series

Coming to you today from beautiful Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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