In one square mile of snow, the beautiful, the rich, the famous, and the powerful come to escape.

It's where the best skiers in the world challenge their skills.

And it's the closest two friends from Detroit will ever get to paradise.

C-B-T-L!

Well, well. Here we are.

I want to congratulate you for being on time.

Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon,

or that we hadn't gone out of Mars, then to the nearest star?

That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalples

and sold your patients up with cat cut.

Like a great, great, great, great, great grandfather used to.

Here's some money. Go see a star war.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy.

I'm not a Karl Weathers Parxham.

He's Mr. You're even hungerier than I am.

Oh, mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Awesome.

Oh, heck.

Let's say I can't believe this is actually happening.

Oh, it's happening, people.

It's for reals happening, and it is a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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