They come from the bowels of hell, a transformed race of walking dead.

Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth.

Plan 9 from outer space.

For a glimpse of things to come, see this blast of screen suspense.

For it could be happening right now.

Yes indeed, welcome to a very special Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 1,200 and 2 in a collector series.

Happy Halloween to all of you.

It is going to be a rainy, soggy situation here in Seattle.

Now, because of what's going on on the East Coast, we here in Seattle are in a bit of a dilemma because we don't want to sound like we're trying to complain about our weather, which is just, you know, inconvenient and kind of soggy.

As compared to what's going on on the East Coast, that being said, it still kind of sucks when you spend about an hour like I did last night.

Actually, that's not true.

My girlfriend is the one who really spent an hour.

I came out and made some, you know, occasional adjustments of light hanging and such.

Anyway, a bunch of time was spent putting this big Halloween situation up on the front porch with like the fake gravestones and the lights and the like, I don't know what you call emotion detecting deals that make scary sounds when people walk past them.

Some kind of a fountain, like a punch fountain where the juice comes out of a monster's head.

I'm telling you, it's getting real around here at Burbank Haunted House Studios.

Anyway, you know, you spend all this time getting it all set up.

There are corn stalks.

Stocks, stalks.

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