Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Revolution Revolution Yeah, why not, dude?

Why not?

Why not?

Coop, who cares, brother?

We got a storm here in Wilmington, North Carolina.

That, did it freak you out?

A lightning freak out?

Well, it more freaked me out that my equipment's doing stuff that I wasn't expecting it to know. There's a lightning storm going on out there. Brother, you're in the eye of the hurricane. Nothing you can do. Welcome to the show, kids. It was a fun intro. I like that a lot. Yeah. I don't really care, you know. Rain or shine, we do a show around here. Even you were like, damn, is that rain out there? Yeah. It's coming down. Yeah. Coming down out there. Yeah. You know? We're yelling timber. Bloak. Bloop. Bloop. Loak. Let him live in it. Let him live in it. Let him live in that dirty diaper over there.

We're yelling timber.

We're going down.

We're yelling timber.

And you're going to have to be on camera extreme close up for the rest of the show.

Yep.

I don't even think we need the camera on us.

No more, no more.

Just go ahead and leave it on Luke for the entire show after that. We're going down. Okay? And Luke is yelling timber. Don't say. All right. Don't say it. No, no, you're fine. I know. I know it's hard not to say it. I understand you don't want to say it.

Okay.

Well, do you guys want to hear about my weekend?

But you're to say it. I understand you don't want to say it.

Okay. Well, do you guys want to hear about my weekend? But you're living in it. Did you go? Did you go to the, was there a concert? I went to ACDC. Shut your mouth. That's right. Didn't you have backstage passes? So I thought I was going to have backstage patches. Did not. My cousin, but the reason I thought that was that my dad has gotten backstage passes to a CD's concert before.

But my, um, my cousin's godfather is Stevie Young's, uh, guitar tech.

Gerbil's babysitter.

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