Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution! revolution I feel like a crystal ball should pop up. I feel like a crystal ball should pop up.

I feel like it should pop up on screen because I can clearly see into the future now.

All right?

On Drinking Bros.

Sports, Jesse could be on my fourth week in a row of picking winners over there for golf,

for Christ's sakes, which is impossible.

A lot of the things that I say on this program,

which is why it is number one worldwide in everyone's hearts and minds,

is because I predict the future.

Now, did a little show about Garth Brooks.

On Tuesday, an hour after we got off air,

Garth says, you know what?

I'm ready to come back.

I'm ready to come back out there and get on the fucking road.

Garth Brooks is gonna fly again. Give him a round of

applause. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What the fuck is this? This is literally an hour

after we got off air. Luke, read this aloud here. It's from Garth himself. The wait is over. Garth Brooks

is kicking off the Blame It All on My Roots tour.

Blame it all on my room.

The first stop.

Indy No, that's interesting first stop, don't you feel? Right. So I get a bunch of listeners tag tag me in this and send it and all that other shit. And I'm like, okay. That's one. Two, if it's in Indianapolis, it should be in Lucas Oil Stadium, which is the football field. Okay. That's what I thought. It is not. Where is this here on? Dringer Bros.

take a second. Is tickets already for sale for this? This is the August 21st. Yeah. It's four shows in Indianapolis. He's taping a live show. I read that in variety. But it's all going to be in the same location. So that way he's probably going to wear the same outfits so that they're going to tape it on four different nights and edit it together that's how the shit usually works right

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