Episode 12: Things Are Looking Up
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Everything is good again! The Yankees won 3 of 4 against Toronto. The Red Sox got no-hit. The Mets lost on a bunt. Hubbs and Tom recap the Toronto series, discuss Gleyber Torres' promotion, Sonny Gray's terrible start to the season, Miguel Andujar's hot streak, and more. The show wraps up with DMs, a Twins-themed throwback, and a preview for our special episode coming later this week!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happened? |
| 0:11.3 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. I am your |
| 0:15.2 | those hubs alongside me. It is alarmingly stupid. Some people know him at the voice |
| 0:20.5 | of the borderman. Everybody now knows him. Tommy smokes, Tom Scobelli, say hello. |
| 0:25.0 | Hello. |
| 0:26.0 | And we're not alongside each other. |
| 0:28.0 | We're not alongside each other. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm on the phone, as you can hear because my quality sounds like dick but it's the best I can do right |
| 0:34.6 | now so when we do this recording on Sunday nights we're not together so Tom is |
| 0:41.6 | somewhere unpart in parts unknown, but he's got a nice little mic set up there and I'm on my |
| 0:47.4 | fucking dinky phone. So you get with me, you can hear me, it's not as clear, but you we'll figure it out it's better than |
| 0:53.7 | nothing maybe I mean yeah it's bet yeah you you're otherwise you're just not |
| 0:57.2 | going to get anything so you might as well you know some people would maybe rather |
| 1:01.0 | have nothing well we don't like you guys well yeah you can |
| 1:04.2 | literally eat shit and die so um I'm feeling good it was a good weekend uh... someone's |
| 1:10.9 | a great weekend. Some would say like some of the best weekend we've had in a while. |
| 1:17.0 | Like I got home today from like, I was in Connecticut for a little bit yesterday. |
| 1:21.0 | I got home today and I had a spring of my step. I was excited. |
| 1:25.1 | Like I'm usually a depressed human being and I just slump it on some days and turn on like, you know, |
| 1:31.5 | how to lose a guy in 10 days or something like that on my laptop |
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