Episode 11: Darkest Before The Dawn
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have (hopefully) hit rock bottom with a 9-1 loss to the Marlins. Giancarlo Stanton stinks. Tommy Kahnle is injured. The Mets and Red Sox are winning way too much and it's driving us crazy. Show wraps up with DMs, including a question on what Yankee pulls the most girls!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.6 | Welcome to another episode of the Short Porch. |
| 0:12.0 | I am your host. Hubs alongside me is my co-host. You know |
| 0:15.6 | him as alarmingly stupid. Some call him the voice of Fordham and everyone knows him as Tommy Tommy smokes Tommy say hello |
| 0:22.6 | hello we suck we suck a baseball we're not very good it's not has it been great |
| 0:28.0 | we're such a flat fucking team like we just love hovering around 500 they're not good enough to compete with the Red Sox right now they're not even close to competing with the Astros. |
| 0:36.0 | They're not even like... I'm not even thinking about the Red Sox and the Blue Jays. |
| 0:41.0 | Blue Jays. The Blue Jays just score 10 runs a game now. |
| 0:44.0 | They're fucking, they don't know, their rotation is great. |
| 0:48.0 | We suck or 8 and 8. |
| 0:50.0 | Fucking just lost to the Miami- Marlins 9-1. |
| 0:52.0 | It does not get worse than that. |
| 0:53.2 | I mean, rock bottom is tough to say in April and like we're going to be fine. |
| 0:56.8 | Listen in a month, this will be whatever, but I fucking wish we did not lose the Marlon's by eight runs with |
| 1:02.0 | Massier-Tarn Tanaka on the mound. |
| 1:03.3 | I agree. I think I'll be honest I think Yankee fans are getting a little too... |
| 1:08.6 | It was an ugly loss. |
| 1:10.5 | It says ugly as it gets. |
| 1:11.5 | Kind of like last week when they lost 14 one to the Red Sox. |
| 1:14.8 | As you said, it's one loss. |
| 1:16.3 | It counts as one loss in the standings. |
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