Episode #1197: Amish Liars!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2012

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Luke's suspicions about an "Amish" reality show turn out to be well founded. Plus, Andrew reflects on his temporary gig hosting the station's night show.

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0:00.0	I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother's health.
0:05.4	Let's be honest, she is getting on in years.
0:07.9	Oh.
0:09.2	Snap.
0:10.8	Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is.
0:13.3	Well, your mama, so old, her last name is Asaurus.
0:17.9	Oh!
0:21.2	No, Mr. Lewis, it wasn't an insult.
0:23.4	I was just saying that your mother's condition is deteriorating because she's getting older.
0:28.7	Oh, see, that's cold, though. That's a cold word.
0:32.0	Okay, okay, I see how it is.
0:34.2	Hey, yo, your mama, so old, in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing.
0:40.1	Oh!
0:41.8	Mr. Lewis, this isn't an insult contest.
0:44.7	Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.
0:50.6	Oh, see.
0:52.8	Okay, it just got real.
0:54.5	T-B-T-L.
0:59.4	It's so cool.
1:00.6	We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.
1:04.2	We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.
1:06.9	Isn't that fun?
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