Episode 1195: Jacob's Mashed Potato Sandwich

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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SUMMARY: On a slow boat to Spain, Matt's losing his sense of time while trying to figure out where to muster. Jacob's got a special "sandwich." Paul celebrates one year with his new hip. We also discuss The Orleans' carpet, creative planking, and artful bandages. Plus a family drama Scoop Mail, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.9	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak
0:13.6	you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the
0:20.2	afternoon. Not in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:33.8	It's that time.
0:36.7	It's time to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:37.8	Thank you all you ice cream truck drivers out there. I have this list of people to think. I'd like to thank Scoop Kata,
0:44.5	Paul's brother, Elk and Magic Scoop, Dead Laslo, Jason Klepper, Slurpy Kaye, motherfucker, and bringing
0:50.8	up the caboose in the convoy. That's Jacob Dinkillaker.
0:54.6	Oh, yeah.
0:55.5	All these people, these are drivers in the ice cream truck driver.
0:59.4	Convoy.
1:00.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, head over to preaching fun.com.
1:04.5	Preaching fun.com is where we can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
1:08.0	and who knows?
1:09.4	The life you save may be your own.
1:14.7	Aw, yeah.
1:16.7	Hey, Johnny.
1:17.8	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
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