Episode 1194: Sleepover in the Wendy's Solarium

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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SUMMARY: We're the No. 1 bird strike podcast! Matt returns to the sea: smuggling knives, sniffing markers, and walking the 19th deck. Aaron Rodgers meets with the Steelers, much to Paul's disgust. A barista spills the beans on Penn. Paul and Anne go into gnome repair. Plus Scoop Mail and a highly caffeinated Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's my favorite time. This is the part of the show where we get to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you, ice cream truck drivers. You may be wondering who are the ice cream truck drivers. Why, these are the fine folks that have signed up over at preaching fun.com to be ice cream truck drivers and deliver that fucking ice cream
0:22.3	straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank Thunder Cougar Falcon Scoop,
0:27.7	Mike, Malia, Leon Kasab, Lori Elsroth, and Darth Scooper. If you want to be an ice cream
0:34.0	truck driver just like these. The weather.
0:39.4	Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front.
0:40.8	Mmm, how naughty.
0:42.2	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:45.3	The night will be wild and untamed.
0:47.4	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:51.2	By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:57.4	Not in the mood for miserable weather? Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. Sun Express, nonstop
1:04.3	sunshine. Fine folks, head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
1:20.3	Program.
1:21.9	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:25.7	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:27.1	Great, let's go. Here we have. You want to go to an ice cream social? Yeah, I'd love to. Great.
1:27.6	Let's go.
1:30.8	Here we are again.
1:34.1	Paul Mattingley in Pittsburgh, Jacob the Audio Guy at Las Vegas, Matt, a man of the seat.
1:42.5	Meher.
1:45.8	It's time for Matt Mctingley's ice cream social.
1:49.0	Sitting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, that's Paul Mattingly.
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