You know what you are? You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't you?

Boy, you're cute. Gosh, what a sweet little outfit. Is it your little spring outfit?

You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh my, you know, you remind me of my niece Sally,

lovely girl. She's a dietician. T-B-T-L!

Do you hear the what about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate? So he went and changed

his name to J3L204. Yeah, that's a good one. Either I had a bottle of vodka or you had a bottle

of vodka, but anyway, we were drinking vodka and I was so happy that I found someone who would drink

vodka with me, you know. They want to drink and we're low. We're drinking and we're low.

No, if anybody orders me low, I'm leaving. I'm not drinking any f***ing but low.

The specific but now memorable. Be funny, but don't make him laugh.

These are really good, you want to try one? Does that show food in it?

Shelf food? Yes, again, well, you have a way with words.

Well, hey there folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. We do have a way with words

and yet this show just might be too beautiful to live. It's the problem in the marriage bed that no one

likes to talk about. Maybe that's why they call it silent, but deadly.

This is episode 1,195 in a collector's series. Now that's interesting.

It is going to get interesting, though, I promise. That's because we've got some,

we've got a movie review for you dialed up on this Monday edition of the program.

If you remember the last time we sent our intrepid movie reviewer, Hut Greg,

to see one of the paranormal activity movies. This is what happened.

I'm shaking. I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack right now.

I'm going home, sleeping with all the lights on. I'm not going to bed.

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