Welcome to election profit makers. The bad boys have podcasting are back. That's right. Kid Midas and Long John Silver, leaving no sacred cow unturned as they travel America, dropping hot takes, spicy, spicy, spicy contradictory points of view, and self-diagnosed medical miracles for all who care to listen.

And that includes you, dear listener.

Thanks for tuning in on your radio dial, or should I say your podcast application.

Oh my God, that's so nerdy.

Let's go back to the days when if you wanted to hear two guys spew a bunch of nonsense to make you

chuckle, you'd have to get in your Buick, drive to the outskirts of town,

parked directly under the radio tower,

and then fudge with your dials and buttons on, yes, that's right,

your car's radio, to dial in Kid Midas and Long John Silver.

Well, the times may have changed, but the saucy attitude has not.

We are as consistent as the rock of, that's right, Jabraltar motherfucker!

If you're offended, you're not paying attention.

Wait, run that back one more time, Mr. DJ.

If you're offended, you are paying attention.

Good for you.

Here's your gold star.

Enjoy your fancy dinner of boogers and farts.

Ow!

In summary, what is there to say?

But welcome to election profit makers.

John, are you on the line?

You're my co-host.

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