This song freaks me out of it, childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

America, pay attention, because it's time for me, great for Simmons.

And me, Alison Rosen.

To kind of connect with you and talk about child rearing and child conception and breastfeeding and placenta eating.

Oh yeah, we're gonna, you can encapsulate it, you can make it into a smoothie, you can have a placenta tartar.

You can throw it in your rose bushes, great for rose bushes.

It's so good for rose bushes, it's good for flora, it's good for fauna, it's good for diet, it's good for bulking up.

Or we might just talk to you about stuff that's going on in our lives and it probably involves kids because we both have kids.

Oh my god, could I use some placenta right now? What a day I've got ahead of me. I need placenta energy right now.

Daniel is currently dipping into this giant jug of creatine.

Is he really?

Yeah, he started jogging and now he's taking creatine.

Wow.

And my mother-in-law is in town right now and I heard him telling her that he looked it up and it's very safe.

But I still just can't help but think of and I know that you don't watch this show. I wish you did.

There's a show called Vanderpump Rules, it's on Bravo.

And early in the season, Jax, something bad happened to him because he was taking so many vitamins and supplements and his friends had to throw them down the sink.

Yeah.

So I don't know, I just, I'm a little skeptical of all this extra energy he claims to have.

You know, the vitamins saying the jury is out on, a lot of scientists say that it's overkill and you're actually pissing out most of the vitamins you're taking in.

And that really you need to eat good food that has vitamins in it rather than take supplements.

But then you get guys like Rogan, the swear by it.

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