I'm a cut to the chase. Please do. I'm an athlete, but I'm also a business man.

You've got a classy joint here. Yeah. And you're trying to lure customers in with

cavemen spending a sign around. It's actually it's technically a rangatang. Well

just seems to me an establishment such as this could go for an overhaul in the

advertising spokesman game. I'm talking about a real celebrity. Not some sign

spending monkey. I'm like me in the store. Live uncut in person. Bring it in the

customers. Loob in the deals. Holy. This must be my lucky day. First off,

Kenny Powers walks into my showroom. And then he says he wants to do personal

appearance. It's goddamn amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of star power. And I

think it would make this night a grand success. And I think it'll only cost you

two grand. Yeah, I'm going to pay you a hundred bucks.

TVTL.

A humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it, making loads of

money, having expensive luxurious things. That way in case one day you're not

famous, you can still be rich as hell in better than everyone around you. Okay,

so now we have two catch 22 situation simultaneously. Is there even a name

for that? About catch 44. I mean, you don't know how to do anything, but you have

so much potential. Wait a minute. This isn't my world.

Disappointed.

You know, that first part was how Andrew negotiated his salary before he started

here on this imaginary radio program, which is known as TVTL. Welcome to a

Thursday afternoon edition of the program. Sometimes the old man passes out and

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