Episode #1176: Danger House!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

A washing machine repairman judges Luke's house too dangerous to visit, plus TBTL puts out the call to its listeners to help it defeat the forces of douchery.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I've been having a lot of dreams about you.
0:02.8	Really?
0:04.8	Like what kind?
0:06.8	One's where I stab you over and over again.
0:10.8	And then I try to cut your body into as many little pieces
0:13.6	as I can.
0:15.0	And then I start to eat you.
0:18.7	I start to eat your body.
0:20.2	And then I cross the room all of a sudden.
0:21.5	My daughters are there.
0:22.3	They're playing Chinese jump rope.
0:23.6	My mother is breastfeeding Jeff.
0:26.7	They all turn to look at me.
0:28.8	And then I **** you out.
0:33.5	And so I think this means I'm still holding on to some anger.
0:38.0	T-B-T-L.
0:43.5	My family just loves me.
0:46.1	We're not fair.
0:47.1	We're pleasingly plump.
0:48.2	He's suffering from acute melancholia,
0:50.9	together with a guilt complex.
0:52.9	I want the barbecue.
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