Episode 1171 - Tiger Woods Pees The Fifth
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Tiger Woods got ANOTHER DUI after flipping his car over in Florida, we break down what Tiger was on and what he should have done, Laura Dern is starring in movie about Jeffrey Epstein, and American Idol's voting got screwed up live on air.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Sorry, I couldn't find my head going for a second. |
| 0:30.6 | I didn't know what was going to happen. |
| 0:31.6 | I know. |
| 0:32.6 | I didn't know what was going to happen today. |
| 0:35.6 | You all right? |
| 0:36.6 | I have never missed an intro out of 6,000 episodes or yeah, somewhere in that neighborhood |
| 0:43.6 | that I've done. |
| 0:44.3 | That's true. |
| 0:45.2 | I've never missed an intro and I didn't want to miss it now, brother. |
| 0:49.5 | No, you still didn't. |
| 0:51.1 | I'm going through some shock right now. |
| 0:53.5 | There's a lot of things going on in the world. |
| 0:55.3 | What is shocking you? |
| 0:56.2 | All right? |
| 0:57.6 | Just kind of everything, you know? |
| 1:00.1 | Everything is kind of unbelievable. |
| 1:04.1 | As you see it and as it happens, I mean, the Tiger Woods thing. |
| 1:09.8 | Now. |
| 1:10.1 | That is just, I mean, I, when I say I cannot believe it, I cannot believe it. |
| 1:17.2 | And I was working late when this happened here. |
| 1:20.0 | I think it was just cooping maybe Ryan here. |
| 1:23.5 | And I was like, hey guys, can I tell you the craziest story that just happened that you'll never believe me? |
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