Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution. Thursday, which means, oh, hello, little Friday.

Oh, hello, little ones.

Welcome to Little Tiny Friday.

Little Tiny Friday. Isn't that nice? Patreon party. That's my midget voice. Have you ever heard my midget voice before? Is it Munchkin or a midget? Okay. We represent. I was getting Lollipop. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, guys, they called them Munchkins because they didn't want to say the word midgets. All right? I will say the word midgets. So that's the voice. Hey, hey, we won. I remember doing that crime corner with you when we did O.J. Simpson, highest rated episodes of your show's history. You're welcome. And sitting next to him. God, he was small. Yeah, you midgetized. You midgetized. Byron is so small. We wanted Ross to feel comfortable in his right environment for the show. I took one for the team. You got to do that sometimes. He lowered the chair. You did. You did. And that's the kind of treatment you get, do you know what I mean, as a guest on our show? That's true, yeah.

We will pander.

We will cater, pamper, pander. I don't think that's true. You're what, five seven, five eight tops? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay. I'm just, here's the only reason I ask. we had a bunch of listeners at that first arena league game, and when we took pictures with them on the field, they were like, Jesus Christ, you're like a massive human being. And I go, yeah. They say the opposite to me. They go, why are you're so. Why is she so small? They go like, you're so smaller than I thought. I will say this. The gigs that I do without you and you're not there,

obviously everybody asks for you and their wives in particular. Sure. Husbands listen to drinking

bros and this and then wives all this in the crime corner. So they're pissed when you're not there.

Sure. And they're like, what is she like? She seems like she's really tall. I hear that all the time, like 5'8. I tell him to say that. 5.8 or 5.9? And I go, are you fucking with me? And they're like, no, no, no. I was like, she's 5.2. There was listeners that came in, I think, right before spring break. And they were like, hey, where's Jabes? And I was like, she's not here. She's like, oh, you know, I would look small against her in the pictures.

And I go, right before spring break and they were like hey where's jabes and i was like she's not here she's like oh you know i would look small against her in the pictures and i go no no he doesn't

yeah no one does five two yep five two so you carry yourself tall which is nice yes because that's the

feedback i hear about you whereas i hear the opposite feedback about me everybody's like oh my god you huge. And I'm like, I tell you I'm huge on the show. Do they say like, we didn't know you were that tall? You're so like humble. You kind of have small. No. They're like, man, you are a massive man. And mountain of a man. One guy said, and he said, this is insane. I just don't know why they wouldn't listen to you when you say it constantly. I don't either. It's like, guys, I can't lie about it. Eventually you're going to see me out, and then there's going to be a problem. You prepare them, I think, for everything. I tried to. That they're going to get. They don't believe it. Yeah. The people don't want to believe it. They want to believe what they want to believe. They want to believe that you're 5'8.

Five. for everything. I tried to. But they're going to get. They don't believe it. Yeah. The people don't want to believe it.

They want to believe what they want to believe.

They want to believe that you're 58, 59. Go ahead. The ladies do. I would love it. So, yeah. I wouldn't be here. Do you know what I would have a different life? I always do like if I'm standing on a step. If you were 5-8-59 model-wise...

Wouldn't be here.

Prince Henry.

You are the hot...

Here's the thing.

I genuinely... I always do like if I'm standing on a step. If you were 5-8-59 model-wise.

Wouldn't be here.

Prince Henry.

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